The morning high is different from the old days. You might think, What? It’s not that simple! While reminiscing about your youth, you may recall the marijuana consumption habits of the feisty young whippersnapper who used to keep the day going.
If your regimen was anything like ours, then you enjoyed the kind of enthusiastic wake and bake ritual that had everyone at your place of employment looking at you funny when you first started.
You may have even worn your paranoia on your sleeve, prompting people to ask too many questions. When you were a kid, you would have to lie to kitchen staff about allergies if someone said that you appeared stoned. It didn’t matter if the other person smoked pot too. Tell them “No, that’s not what I do.” “It’s the change of seasons… ragweed or something.”
It’s more like a bag full of weed.
You were consistent with your stoned servitude. Your eyes were squinty, and your face was redder than the carpet in hell. You arrived at work every day as if you had been stoned. By the end of that first month, they were like “Maybe this kid has allergies, after all.” And it never came up again. It was enough that someone came in every day, and took on the job no one else would do.
The canna-heads were infamous for their grueling lives. It may still be for others. We needed to do it to stay sane and have enough money to pay our bills, as well as buy more herbs. Weed isn’t cheap, let’s be honest!
The times are changing.
These days, you have a full-time job, maybe even a career — one that requires more attention to detail than when you were just washing dishes for a living. Don’t forget the kids. Children You can also use Things like having parents who are able to drive them to school and talk with teachers. Or even rallying the troops to support their activities before, during, and after. The life that we are talking about, which is often referred to as “adulting” by the younger generation, is simply nuts, Jack. This is not an easy life to conquer for those that are perpetually wasted. It is therefore not a good idea to get too high on marijuana first thing in morning to keep the family on the right track.
You don’t need to quit smoking marijuana before you start your day. Would it be absurd to say that adulthood should abandon the beloved morning bake and wake ritual? Although we now have more rewarding jobs, some of them are still very unpleasant. It is possible that regular users will need to alter their strategies to avoid being fired or getting a CPS visit.
This adjustment is easier for some people than others. If you’re one of those who followed this link to get some guidance on this serious, real issue, then don’t be worried. We’ve got you… for the most part.
You can’t just wake up in the morning, open your eyes and do bong rips. You are not Seth Rogen. Put that dab-rig down. You need to be able to put on the pants that you will need when your kids start to ask for breakfast and get out of bed.
Try pouring the milk right after you dabs.
Meanwhile, you, yourself, must get ready for work, as the same sh*t different day routine still means clocking in at a business at a particular time of morning and being prepared to go-go-go once the boss starts barking orders. When the alarm rings, you can hit the snooze key and go to the bowl of vape or the pen that is on your nightstand. Take no more than 2 modest puffs of that vape pen before you put on pants and head to the kitchen. You should be able to give your kids the necessary head-change to make sure they get their eggs, cereals or other food before school starts. You’ll be able to feed them without having the older child call 911, thinking you are experiencing a stroke.
While the kids finish getting ready, now is the perfect opportunity for you jump back into the bedroom for a refresher hit — no more than that, though. If you don’t, then it is possible that you will end up talking about conspiracies during the meeting in the morning with Principal Pritchett. You won’t have to worry about running concessions at Thursday’s basketball game once you spill out something like, “So, do you really think we landed on the moon, or is Alex Jones onto something?”
Now is the time to start looking for new districts!
Assume for all practical purposes that your employer does not require random drug tests or care whether you smoke marijuana on your time off, so long as you arrive on time and are able to kick asses. This article may not be for you if you’re one of the people who are always on guard against a quick pop quiz, such as a factory employee or federal worker. You can try this quiz out for yourself.
What was our last stop? Now it’s grind time. You can squeeze in a few more hits now that you are on your way to work and the children are safely in school.
You may be confused about this, thinking that if you smoke more pot, you would have to drive. Cannabis Now: Isn’t this a bit dangerous? Well, probably. We’re adults, at least, we should be. So don’t act self-righteous. Our only intention is to assist. Let’s be honest, even if you were not high, you would probably still text and eat an Egg McBig Mac at 70 mph. What’s the big difference? You can at least still be attentive to the road while holding a smoking gadget. Do we also need to create a guide for that?
You don’t have to be a snorer to go to work. It is just (almost) okay to do it. If necessary, pull over. Watch out for police!
It’s okay if you prefer to save your pre-shift high for the time you spend in the car park. You can also wait until after lunch and take it up a level. It depends on how potent the strain is.
If it is your first day on the job or week, it might be a good idea to relax. You may want to take it easy if you are new to this job. Use your eyedrops. You don’t have to be red-eyed at work unless you want to tell your supervisor about your allergy symptoms.
That’s up to you… because our work is done.